This is my Right-Wing Conservative Page Dedicated to the Constitution and the Founders I called the IRS this month and told them I have challenges Mental Physical Spiritual Economical and Social and I should not have to pay income tax.
The IRS agreed, “With that many children it’s highly unlikely we would expect you too, if you fill out our forms correctly”. I was ecstatic so I ask the IRS “Shouldn’t I be getting benefits like free housing, food stamps, health care, bus tokens and an income credit?” The IRS said, “You’ll have to ask Congress about that.”
I called the Congressional Switchboard and told the operator that I have challenges Mental Physical Spiritual Economical and Social and I should be getting benefits.
The Congressional Switchboard operator asked me if I was party-challenged. “Maybe”, I said. “What is party-challenged?” The operator asked me if I was a democrat. I said, “No”. The operator said, “Then you get no benefits.” I asked the operator how I could become a democrat. The operator said, “Talk like an idiot and act like an idiot.” I said, “It’s that easy?” The operator said, “It’s really easiest if you just say you snuck across the boarder.” I said, “I did. I just got here last night.” “I’ll connect you with the Benefits Hotline. Just press 2 for illegal and have a nice day.” |