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I called the IRS this month and told them I have challenges

Mental

Physical

Spiritual

Economical and

Social and I should not have to pay income tax.

The IRS agreed, “With that many children it’s highly unlikely we would expect you too, if you fill out our forms correctly”.  

I was ecstatic so I ask the IRS “Shouldn’t I be getting benefits like free housing, food stamps, health care, bus tokens and an income credit?”  

The IRS said, “You’ll have to ask Congress about that.”

I called the Congressional Switchboard and told the operator that I have challenges

 Mental

Physical

Spiritual

Economical and

Social and I should be getting benefits.

The Congressional Switchboard operator asked me if I was party-challenged.   

“Maybe”, I said.  “What is party-challenged?”  

The operator asked me if I was a democrat.  I said, “No”. 

The operator said, “Then you get no benefits.” 

I asked the operator how I could become a democrat. 

The operator said, “Talk like an idiot and act like an idiot.”

I said, “It’s that easy?” 

The operator said, “It’s really easiest if you just say you snuck across the boarder.”

I said, “I did. I just got here last night.” 

“I’ll connect you with the Benefits Hotline.  Just press 2 for illegal and have a nice day.”